Facebook Picture Crop Love Quotes | Love Hate Quote

Facebook Picture Crop

“You can crop me out of the pictures we can talk together,

but you can never crop me out of the memories we shared.”

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Lie Love Quotes | Quotes about Lie

Lie

“If someone lied to you, it always ends with two
conclusions.

It’s either:

It was for your own good, or you weren’t good enough to hear
the truth.”


Lie Love Quotes | Quotes about Lie

During the birth Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes

During the birth

"Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician solicitously.

"Nah," replied the blonde mother to be.

"He and my husband don't get along."

During the birth Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes

What brought you here Funny Doctor Jokes | Funny Medical Jokes

What brought you here?

A patient goes to an English doctor.

Doctor: "What is it that's brought you here?"

Patient: "An ambulance. Why?"

What brought you here Funny Doctor Jokes | Funny Medical Jokes

Prevent diseases Funny Kid Jokes

Prevent diseases

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Little John : Don't bite any.

Prevent diseases Funny Kid Jokes

Homework Funny Kid Jokes | Funny School Jokes

Homework

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother,

"Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed,
 "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"





The little girl replied,
"My homework."

Homework Funny Kid Jokes

How old Funny Kid Jokes | Funny Student Jokes

How old


Teacher: Frank, how old were you last year?

Frank: 7 years old

Teacher: Then how old you will be next year?

Frank: 9 years old

Teacher: That's impossible!

Frank: No, it isn't, today is my birthday!

How old Funny Kid Jokes | Funny Student Jokes

Blonde Witness Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes

Blonde Witness

With the blonde on the witness stand

the attorney opened his questioning. "Where were you the night of August 24th?"

"Objection! Irrelevant!" Cried the other lawyer.

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the stand. "I don't mind answering the question."

"I object!" the lawyer said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled, "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object."

So the attorney repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?"

"I don't know!"


Blonde Witness Funny Blonde Jokes | Funny Jokes

Hotline for frogs Funny Animal Jokes | Funny Psychic Jokes

Hotline for frogs

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Hotline for frogs Funny Animal Jokes | Funny Psychic Jokes

Miserable cold Funny Doctor Jokes | Funny Medical Jokes | Medical Doctor

 Miserable cold

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

Sell it all Funny Financial Jokes | Funny Jokes

Sell it all

A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice.

He says, "Sell it all, sell everything fast, right away."

The stockbroker tries to explain that the market is cyclical in nature and that for long term outlook stocks still remain the place to be.

The man says, "Let me tell you a secret. You know I've been married for 6 years now and I've been your client for 5 years."

"Yes, go on," the stockbroker says.

"Well. My wife has this thing about the market. Her grandparents lost it all in the great crash and ever since then her family found investing in the market akin to original sin. When we got married I promised her that I would follow in her parents footsteps and never venture in the stock market and always leave all our money under the mattress."

"Wow, I didn't know that. I guess you want the money because the market is going down, in case she asks for it."

"No, I want the money because she ordered a new mattress and it is being delivered in two days."

Sell it all Funny Financial Jokes | Funny Jokes

State capitals Funny Blonde Jokes | Dumb Blonde Jokes

State capitals

Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do...I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.


State capitals Funny Blonde Jokes | Dumb Blonde Jokes

Red Magic Marker Funny Blonde Jokes

Red Magic Marker

Q: Why do blonde nurses carry a red Magic Marker?

A: In case they have to draw blood.

Red Magic Marker Funny Blonde Jokes