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One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"

The student replied, "Here's an orange."

The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."

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Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pope, who had the misfortune to die on the same day. The Pope was greeted first by St. Peter, who escorted him to his quarters. The room was somewhat shabby and small, similar to that found in a low grade Motel 6 type establishment.

The lawyer was then taken to his room, which was a palatial suite including a private swimming pool, a garden, and a terrace overlooking the Gates. The attorney was somewhat taken aback, and told St. Peter, "I'm really quite surprised at these rooms, seeing as how the Pope was given such small accommodations."

St. Peter replied, "We have over a hundred Popes here, and we're really very bored with them. We've never had a lawyer."

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Tina was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant.

The judge ordered Tina,
"You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can."

After a time, Tina re-entered the courtroom alone.

When the judge asked where the defendant had gone, Tina replied, "You asked me to give him the best advice. I found out that he was guilty, so I told him to run."

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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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The Legal Defenders of the people. The famous Attorneys and Lawyers at there best. LOL

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"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

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"Were you present when your picture was taken?"

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"Did he kill you?"

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"Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

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Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

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Monday, March 14, 2011

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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